Fishing Tournament 

1 die, sides 1 to 10 [Roll 1d10]

  1.  You need to learn how to bait a hook.  The vulo liver fell off.  Re-bait your hook,s tart again (next roll).  I think it's in your sandal, better check, it'll feel grossly squishy in between your toes.

  2.  Hmm, they must be hungry, a fish ate the bait.  At least you know they are there!

  3.  Nice start, you reeled in a 1 stoner.

  4.  You hooked a grunt, but a white shark ate it.

  5. Lucky you, this fish weighs in at 2 stone!

  6.  Your fish WAS a 3-stone beauty, buth when you pulled it in, it winked and let go of the hook, start again (next roll).

  7.  You hooked a 2-stoner and jerked the pole so hard to set the hook, the fish flew up and smacked THE PERSON AFTER you in the head...penalty, THEY GET THE FISH, sucks, huh?

  8.  Nice catch!  You hooked a little fish that a bigger fish chomped on the way up!  A twofer!  A 1-stoner and a 4-stoner, for a total of 5-stone.  Can you do it twice??

  9.  You hooked a 2-stoner and jerked the pole back so hard to set the hook, the fish flew up and smacked THE PERSON BEFORE you in the head....penalty, THEY GET THE FISH.  Dang, gotta hate when that happens!

 10.  The fish fought like a tharlie, but you hauled it in....it flopped on the deck and as you bent to remove the hook, it bit your leg, the fish was a baby shark!  It weighs in at 10-stone, and you need stitches!  Congrats or Condolences??